le JESSn. a fifteen year old (almost sixteen) dorkus living in the quaint and rustic lands of your house, canada syn. jess, jesse, jessjess, ducky. see below for more details.
le JESS is a somewhat capricious character, prone to typing like an 90 year old hag and subject to impulsively acting on her many random whims. fangirling obsessively over metrosexual asian men is one of her main hobbies. do not take her candy/food away or she will bite. she is insane and quite rabid but that doesn't stop her large crowd of admirers from loving her. or so she likes to think. she loves fiercely and expects to be loved equally. as a loyal and trustworthy friend, she will not let you down- she will stand by you to the end. she is daydreaming all the time about her non-existant love life and wishes life were a fairytale. at the tender age of 15 and 7/8ths, soon to be changed in 16 days, she strongly believes in the existence of fairies and the arrival of her very own Prince Charming.
DAYDREAMS OF chasing rainbows; an impossible LOVE; cookies n' creme ice cream; pretty metrosexual asian men; a successful career and a killer wardrobe; being loved by her future patients; making a difference; getting published; designing a piece of clothing; being a better person; being ridiculously happy and spreading joy to the world.
if you've read this far, you deserve a cupcake and a ginormous HUG from yours truly.
LOVERS akanishi jin; koike teppei; lee junki; lee dong wook; SE7EN; MICHAEL WEATHERLY; michael vartan; lee min woo; jang woo hyuk; kim kibum; choi shiwon; matsumoto jun; kang dong won; yamapi.
EYECANDY full house; １リットルの涙; アネゴ; meteor garden; 花より男子; 野ブタ。をプロデュース; my girl; 真命天女; MARS; devil beside you; goong.
GUILTY PLEASURE dill pickle chips; cappucino frozen yogurt; starbucks green tea frappucino; green tea; blueberry cheesecake; digimon; sailor moon; hot boy sex; shoujo smut; anime&manga; origami; backstreet boys; spice girls.
EAR ORGASMS brown eyes; SE7en; suju; dong bang shin gi; S.H.E; jay chou; mika nakashima; jj lin; ai otsuka; train; shinhwa; lee seung gi; kim jong kook; jang woo hyuk; UVERworld; clazziquai.